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Once upon a time, I woke up on the toilet. I needed to poop. I crapped reel hard. But I was war1ing pantses. My pants were 10 pounds heavier now, but whatever. I took them off and proceeded to poop. I felt a satisfying "ploop!" as my turd fell into the toilet. Also, some water flew onto my butt. It felt cool. I pooped again, and I flew onto the moon with all that pressure in my butt. Th3 end??1/1?